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赠给同学的古诗

时间:2025-05-06 危小蕾 来源:好句子网

《赠给同学的古诗》

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赠给同学的古诗

1、能当着那么多的狗吃北京奶糖,是草原狗莫大的荣誉。

2、想睡安稳觉的人不是个好兵。

3、那孩子让我毛骨悚然!

4、How come you're so fat?Because my house is made of candy!And sometimes,I eat instead of facing my problems!

5、国家议员:我觉得你还没意识到你做了什么,成立这个复仇者联盟,他们都很危险。

6、哇,你的约会对象好像不省人事了呢。

7、安静,安静!

8、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.

9、我将带你们一战成名。

10、Are you reallyabcgonna save the world?



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